FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
This is cute and awkward and heartwarming and normal and sexy and weird and lovely in every way.
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
It was 70 years ago when my mother dipped her toes in Lake Cavloc, Switzerland along side her father and sister. Beauty was all around them and so were the echoes of youth. My mother’s view has changed now that she lives in a nursing home. Wouldn’t it have been something if the waters they had danced in had washed the fountain of youth over them…
These all send shivers down my back and make me want to cry
Think back; when stars were young and your atoms scattered.
ten word poem, viii.
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
The Holmes brothers getting all huffy over pilfered Smurfs and broken Action Men.
Sports Coat for Spring in B&TAILOR